The Battle for Britain – 4 May 2017

‘I can’t afford a shepherd’s hut!’
‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’
‘I’m thinking of standing down as a voter.’
‘We’ve renamed ourselves in light of the polls.’
‘You might want to sit down.’
‘So it’s hard Brexit, soft Brexit, hard Brexit, soft Brexit…’
‘We’re shutting the strong and stable door.’
‘I identify as six-two.’
‘Come on! Come on!’
‘We might end up with custody of Greece.’