Dave – 4 April 2013

‘Which letters of the law would you like to abide by?’
‘HELP!!’
‘Don’t you think you’re taking a risk, not wearing flight socks?’
‘Twitter’s OK, but I don’t get anything like the satisfaction I used to get from a good old-fashioned poison-pen letter.’
‘How long have you felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body?’
‘Have you noticed how the gap between the poor and the poor is widening?’
‘Dad loves the large print on his Kindle.’
‘In hindsight, I regret curing him of his sex addiction.’
Prison pilates
‘Eeeny meeny miney mo…’