The Battle for Britain | 06 March 2021

‘That was almost unsurvivable.’
‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’
‘It’s about data, not dates.’
‘Wait till your father actually goes somewhere and then gets home...’
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’
‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’
‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’