Advent 2
‘It’s the Chilcot advent calendar.’
Cartoons
School 9
‘You are not going to school dressed like that!’
City
‘Or, as I like to call it, Benefits Street.’
Warship
‘Do you often feel as if you’re just drifting?’
Run
‘They’re motivational speakers.’
Old Men
Product recall
Cinema 2
‘The whole film just stank of whitesploitation to me’
Poundland
‘Bloody inflation!’
Storm 2
‘Don’t worry, it’s only a Twitterstorm — it’ll blow over in no time.’
War 2
‘Quick, War and No Peace is on.’
Drone 9
‘It’s a new drone for campaigns that require boots on the ground.’
