The Battle for Britain | 5 December 2020
Cartoons
And your special subject is…
‘And your special subject is: Covid government guidance and rules, November-December 2020.’
Steak and ale pie
‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’
To get home we follow our trail
‘To get home we follow our trail of nitrous oxide cylinders.’
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
Immunity passport
‘Typical! All our regulars have decided not to have the vaccine!’
Toga party
‘The toga party’s over.’
They’ve run out of dogs
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
And another thing, Doctor
‘And another thing, Doctor… I compulsively rehearse conversations.’
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office
‘I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office.’