March
‘Whose idea was it to hold this in winter?’
‘Whose idea was it to hold this in winter?’
‘Darling, we need to engage in a meaningful dialogue.’
‘The fools! Don’t they know we’re already there?’
‘Did you leave the thermostat on high again?’
‘It’s a Twitter storm.’
‘The usual dilemmas — who’s died, who’s had a sex change, who’s converted to Islam…’