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‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’
‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’
‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’
‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’
‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’
‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’
‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’
‘Groping or non-groping?’