Cartoons
Gay
‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’
Cashpoint 3
‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’
Selfie 9
‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’
Parents Evening 2
‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’
Dinos
‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’
Lesson
‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’
Drunk 5
‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’
Train 5
‘Groping or non-groping?’