The Battle For Britain – 3 April 2014

‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’
‘Stop calling us ugly and we’ll stop inflicting emotional child abuse.’
‘The A stands for appeasement.’
‘We must do lunch some day.’
‘What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your phone.’
‘I feel it only fair to warn you that from this point on your life will change for ever.’
‘Sure saves on a wedding photographer.’
‘My job title doesn’t really reflect what I do.’
‘There’s a copy of Crime and Punishment in the cake.’
‘Cannabis, actually.’