Cartoons
Bar 3
‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’
Cinderella
‘Stop calling us ugly and we’ll stop inflicting emotional child abuse.’
Captain
‘The A stands for appeasement.’
Cooks
‘We must do lunch some day.’
Phone 4
‘What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your phone.’
Shoes 3
‘I feel it only fair to warn you that from this point on your life will change for ever.’
Wedding 3
‘Sure saves on a wedding photographer.’
Title
‘My job title doesn’t really reflect what I do.’
Prisoners
‘There’s a copy of Crime and Punishment in the cake.’
Farmers
‘Cannabis, actually.’