The Battle for Britain | 5 March 2022

‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’
‘I don’t want chicken Kiev – I want chicken Kyiv!’
‘What’s up buddy? Doesn’t anyone care about you any more?’
‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’
‘I’m suffering from burnout.’
‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’