The Battle for Britain | 4 November 2023
Cartoons
I used disappearing messages
‘I used disappearing messages.’
Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again
‘Oh no! We’ve gone back to basics again.’
Chaos, dysfunction, aggression
‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’
It turned out he was a recovering alcoholic
‘Unfortunately it turned out he was a recovering alcoholic...’
They get distressed by what goes on indoors
‘Keep the humans outside – they get distressed by what goes on indoors.’
Welcome everyone to FOMO Anonymous
‘Welcome everyone to FOMO Anonymous. If you missed last week’s meeting, it was epic.’
Help will be trickling down soon
‘Help will be trickling down soon.’
I’m letting you off with a warning
‘I’m letting you off with a warning.’
November 5th is a bit of a pet hate
‘November 5th is a bit of a pet hate.’
Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’
I say we eat her
‘Never mind charging bed and board – I say we eat her.’
It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set
‘It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set.’
I don’t have room in my life for another app right now
‘I don’t have room in my life for another app right now.’
AI could annihilate the human race
‘AI could annihilate the human race but it can also make new Beatles songs, so it’s good and bad.’
I do all my Christmas shopping on wine
‘I do all my Christmas shopping on wine.’
