Cartoons
Entrapment
The first entrapment
Squat
‘I love what you’ve done to the place.’
Vader
‘You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m Darts Vader.’
Parents 2
‘What son?’
Models 3
‘That George Osborne looks like he could do with a good feed.’
Dogs 6
‘It’s a dog eat dog world, fortunately.’
Paternity
‘I’ve told you before, you can’t take paternity leave if your wife’s given birth to another man’s child.’
Great
‘Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was at the Somme.’
Drink 5
‘May cause drowsiness . . . Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. . . Do not take if you have heart or liver problems. . . If concerned, consult your medical practitioner.’
Mean
My date was so mean — he took me to a food bank.’