The battle for Britain – 2 August 2018

‘And this chart shows who hates who...’
‘At least we’ve got an obesity strategy.’
‘It’s a mystery what’s put off the next generation of boozers.’
‘It’s the will of the wrong people.’
‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’
‘Boris didn’t have his cake and eat it, but he did take the biscuit.’
‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’
‘You’re turning a lovely shade of gammon.’
‘When it comes to anti-Semitism, we favour a two-state solution.’