Baboon
‘I’m not sure that shade is right for you — let’s try something a bit more subtle.’
Cartoons
Greece 2
‘We’ve brought euros, drachmas, and a casefull of brightly coloured beads.’
Snails 3
‘It’s a nightmare living in a place while you do it up.’
Benefits Office
‘I hear there’s £12 billion knocking around somewhere.’
Train 4
‘It’s a bit old-fashioned, but this is Network Rail.’
Health Safety
‘And he went down on bended knee-protector — and proposed.’
Migrant
‘Actually, I’m not “another bloody migrant”, I was born here.’
Telly 2
‘I don’t know how he is, we haven’t talked since the wraparound telly arrived.’
Relationships
‘Relationship issues… family issues… sexual issues… financial issues… alcohol issues… personality issues… There! Now you know everyone.’
