The Battle for Britain | 4 June 2022

‘I don’t think it matters if you choose metric or imperial.’
‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’
‘Hooray! My heating bill worries are over!’
‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
‘There they go again, three months behind the fashion.’
‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’