Dave – 2 May 2013
Cartoons
Nurse
‘I could never be a nurse — I faint at the sight of paperwork.’
Tramps
‘I’m not coming in tomorrow. I’m going to work from home.’
Outside
‘Play outside? Where’s the fun in that?
Everest
‘Climb up to the top of Mount Everest and say that!’
Worms
‘Oh, no, not worms again.’
Slide
‘Come on, Williams, another sale and you can have a go too.’
Heels
Killer heels
Mortgage
‘I guarantee we won’t lend you any money.’
Prison 3
‘If you misbehave you’ll have to watch Ben Elton’s new sitcom.’
Scapegoat
‘You know, I suspect the government only set up this inquiry to shift the blame from themselves.’
Abu
‘This is the Department of Abu Qatada.’
Evil
‘It’s the square root of all evil.’
