The Battle for Britain | 4 March 2023
Cartoons
I’ve given up giving up things for Lent
‘I’ve given up giving up things for Lent.’
the wheels on the electric bus
‘…the wheels on the electric bus go round and round, until it needs to charge…’
Sensitivity readers
‘It’s being analysed by sensitivity readers.’
I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage
‘I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage.’
Feelings of emptiness
‘And how long have you had these feelings of emptiness?’
Censoring first words
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’
Take these and you’ll never grow up
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
If you really loved me
‘If you really loved me you would have got me a tomato.’
Turning in his grave
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
