The Battle for Britain – 2 March 2017

‘Pinocchio, I have reason to believe you’re telling me fake news.’
‘My drain’s blocked. I think the Labour party might be down there.’
‘We’re currently showing a selection of award-winning movies, plus some films you might actually want to see.’
‘I’ll have one gin and tonic after another, please, barman.’
‘That bleat’s going viral.’
‘Come on my beauties!’
‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?