The Battle for Britain – 2 February 2017

‘Nearest bank? Turn left, straight on, through the airport, plane to Frankfurt and you can’t miss ’em.’
‘Are you English?’
‘I’m following the Pied Piper on Twitter.’
‘THE Donald?!’
‘That’s it! They’re playing my ringtone!’
‘I want a red, white and blue paper.’
‘Sorry, this is the anger management course.’
‘Do they have to make such a song and dance about it?’
‘Sincerely yours, Geronimo.... P.S. Missing you already’