The Battle for Britain | 3 December 2022
Cartoons
The blank pages are intentional
‘The blank pages in this Agatha Christie biography are intentional. They’re when she went missing.’
I use my tablet
‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’
Mary and Joseph
‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’
It’s only a matter of time
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
The Christmas light
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
Stuff of mythology
‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
You can only see Doc via Zoom
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
Are you standing down?
‘Are you standing down?’