Dave – 1 November 2012

‘All flights over the east coast of America have been cancelled.’
‘Great news — we’re offi cially middle class!’
It’s licensed to make a killing.’
‘Just because I didn’t want to see Skyfall…’
‘There’s the house. This must be the folly.’
‘He’s got swine fever.’
‘A hearse! A hearse! My kingdom for a hearse!’
‘You know you asked me to try to talk about my feelings more? Well, we lost 3-0 today and I’m totally gutted.’
‘Thank you for getting away from it all in this wild and remote spot. CCTV is in operation…’
‘Ah, autumn, when the trees begin to fall.’