The Battle for Britain | 3 October 2020

‘The chlorinated chicken sounds good.’
‘There must be one conspiracy theory we can all agree on?’
‘It’s my husband, he’s lost his sense of taste.’
‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’
‘Why are we here?’
‘Relax, there’s bound to be a Yule turn.’
Henry VIII and the matrimonial bed