The Battle for Britain | 3 September 2022

‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
‘I’m stockpiling energy.’
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
Thank god I was wearing my bullock-proof vest!’
‘Have you tried eating more protein? It will make you feel fuller for longer.’
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’