Dave – 1 August 2013
Cartoons
Booze
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Coffee Table
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Crosby
‘Lynton Crosby’s trying to give up tobacco lobbying with a patch.’
Muggy
‘I hate this muggy weather.’
Lads
‘If you ask me, there ought to be a campaign to cover up lads.’
Blot 2
‘That new office block is a frightful blot on the skyline.’
Rolex
‘If you want to know the time, nick a Rolex.’
Censorship
‘It’s a portal to the whole David Cameron-approved world.’
Sandcastles
‘Bless! Wayne’s made his first affordable-home sand estate.’
Hell
‘I didn’t pay back my Church of England credit union loan.’
Clubbing
‘I’m sorry but I want to start clubbing other women.’
Frack
‘The countryside would be quite nice if it weren’t for the fracking protestors.’
