The Battle for Britain | 3 July 2021

‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
'Game, set and match Carrie Symonds'
‘My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt.’
‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’
‘It didn’t help that you took photos of the apple and posted them on Instagram.’
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
‘Hurrah! It’s peace in the Sausage War!’
Wait... Are you telling me this office is bugged?
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’