Dating

‘Looks as if the housing market is overheating.’
‘I’m getting very worried about our property bubble.’
‘Raping and pillaging? No, apparently they’re here to offer an affordable childcare service.’
‘I know you’re my husband but this is the only way I can get you to give me a bit of attention.’
‘You’re always in here creating a problem. Just get out.’
‘Ah, you’ve noticed the subsidence.’
‘Cristal champagne or crystal meth, ma’am?’
‘Mum, Dad, I’m a cat.’
‘Don’t look so surprised… everything in the world is controlled through hedge funds these days.’
‘He helps us to work.’