The Battle for Britain | 3 February 2024
Cartoons
I’m only fasting
‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’
Only for a minute
‘Can Mummy borrow her phone, sweetie? It’s only for a minute.’
The trip’s over!
‘By the time you find your cabin, the trip’s over!’
The return of Trump
‘How are you coping with the return of Trump?’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
Other people like him
‘Oh God! He’s going to discover other people like him.’
I’m sorry, Spoon
‘I’m sorry, Spoon, but I think it’s safer to run off with a knife.’
It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming
‘It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming.’
He’s incredibly disciplined
‘He’s incredibly disciplined – he doesn’t vape for 36 hours at the start of each week.’
