The Battle for Britain – 1 February 2018
Cartoons
Interview
‘I’ve lost track of which one’s talking right now.’
He Left Instructions But We Cant Seem To Follow Them
‘He left instructions but we can’t seem to follow them.’
Ive Apologised For Past Mistakes But To The Twitterati Ill Always Be Abominable
‘I’ve apologised for past mistakes but to the Twitterati I’ll always be #abominable.’
Im The Head Of The Tories Social Media Campaign
‘I’m the head of the Tories’ social media campaign.’
Flatpacked
‘He left instructions but we can’t seem to follow them.’
Have You Considered A Career In Politics
‘Have you considered a career in politics?’
Ive Lost The Allen Key
‘I’ve lost the Allen key.’
I Hope This Doesnt Degenerate Into An Elite City Charity Gala
‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into an elite city charity gala.’
Thats Hostess If You Dont Mind
‘That’s “hostess” if you don’t mind!’
Warning This Programme Contains Graphic Images
‘Warning! This programme contains graphic images.’
Have Your Cake Take A Photo Of It And Eat It
‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’
