Cartoons
Champagne
‘Oh my God! Is this socialist champagne?’
Shooter
‘OK, buddy, I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer.’
Labels
‘I like to hang my washing so that the neighbours can read the labels.’
Smartphone
‘I’m sorry, Mrs Bell, but I’m afraid your son just isn’t very smart.’
Transformer
‘I don’t know which is the real me any more.’
Younger
‘Wow, look at that! If only I were two hours younger!’