Cartoons
Lol
‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’
Jam 2
‘Sorry I’m late. I was stuck in a jam.’
Theatre
‘They spoke so loudly I could barely hear my phone ring.’
Tennis 2
‘I’ll see you on court.’
Drone 6
‘A true sportsman doesn’t fish using a bloody drone, sir.’
Fan
‘Just leave, please. We don’t like your sort round here.’
School 7
‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’
Pope
‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’