The Battle for Britain | 2 July 2022
Cartoons
When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen
‘When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen.’
Been to Glastonbury
‘So, what makes you think we’ve been to Glastonbury?’
I completely agree with you
‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’
An unlikely couple
‘I always said Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall made an unlikely couple.’
Taking money from Qatar
‘I expect you think I’m bonkers for taking money from Qatar.’
His first steps backwards
‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’
Leather goods
‘A suitcase? Certainly, Sir. Is it for wine or cash?’
Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals
‘Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals?’
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
