The Battle for Britain – 30 June 2016
Cartoons
No More Think Of The Obese Millions
‘No more! Think of the obese millions!’
I Dont Normally Manage To Go This Far On A First Date
‘I don’t normally manage to go this far on a first date.’
Im Going To Turn This House Into A Barn
‘I’m going to turn this house into a barn.’
Thats Outrageous He Hasnt Banned Women
‘That’s outrageous! He hasn’t banned women!’
You Didnt Lose Because You Didnt Get Your Message Across You Lost Because You Did Get Your Message Across
‘You didn’t lose because you didn’t get your message across, you lost because you did get your message across.’
Im Not Racist But
‘I’m not racist, but…’
Were Not Playing Games Here Margaret Whats The Secret Of Your Light Fluffy Sponge
‘We’re not playing games here, Margaret — what’s the secret of your light, fluffy sponge?’
He Crossed The Road To Get To The Other Side He Got To The Other Side All Right
‘He crossed the road to get to the other side.He got to the other side all right.’
Me Too I Remained In Bed
‘Me too! I Remained in bed.’
My New Rich Boyfriend Is Dropping The Kids Off At School
‘My new rich boyfriend is dropping the kids off at school.’
Quick His Mobile Phone Battery Has Run Out
‘Quick — his mobile phone battery has run out.’
Youll Have To Excuse Malcolm He Was Brought Up By Anteaters
‘You’ll have to excuse Malcolm — he was brought up by anteaters.’
What Do You Mean Theres No Going Back
‘What do you mean, there’s no going back?’
Tory Leader Labour Leader England Manager
‘Tory leader? Labour leader? England manager?’