The Battle for Britain | 02 May 2020
Cartoons
I’m an economy-half-empty sort of economic forecaster
‘I’m an economy-half-empty sort of economic forecaster.’
Clapping himself
‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Lockdown quiz
‘Not another bloody lockdown quiz!?!’
Keeping up with the Joneses
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Sheep deprivation
‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’
I’ve been waiting for four hours
‘I’ve been waiting for four hours and I still haven’t seen a patient.’
Burning down phone masts
‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’
Getting back to normal
‘At least things are getting back to normal — the builders haven’t turned up!’
The spare room is very nice
‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
Being watched
‘I can’t go when I’m being watched.’
