The Battle for Britain | 2 March 2024

‘Sometimes the book inside you is better just left there.’
‘What’s your poison? Sugar, sweeteners or nanoplastics?’
‘Do you have to be your true, authentic self in the office?’
‘I can remember when this was all institutionally racist.’
‘An enormous deficit for your thoughts?’
‘I want to make it before I hit 30.’
‘There he was, happily slagging off Putin, when he suddenly keeled over.’
‘She’ll try anything!’
‘Bit quiet in here tonight.’
‘You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?’
‘Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?’
‘After all they’ve been through, you have to admire the resilience of the British people.’