The Battle for Britain – 28 February 2019

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’
‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’
‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’
The new two-party system
‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’
‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’