Dave – 31 January 2013
Cartoons
Retirement
‘I had a lovely retirement, thanks — two weeks on the Algarve.’
Shilling
‘Is that the Queen’s Shilling, or a redundancy payment?’
Insurance
‘Well of course I don’t have any tax or insurance — I’ve only just nicked it.’
Sweeps
‘Of course this couldn’t happen today.’
Antique
‘And can you tell me what it would have been used for?’
Balance
‘OK, I’ve found a balance — now what?’
Whatever
Rodin’s ‘The Whatever’
Dolphin
News item: Dolphin asks divers for help
Fuel
‘It’s what the hybrid vehicles run on.’
Vicar 2
‘Shall I be brew bitch?’
Reality
‘The difficulty is, there’s not much reality left out there.’
Book
‘Look, darling – she’s holding something called a book.’
Angels
‘You’ve been great contenders, but I’m afraid this week you’ve been voted out.’
