Facebook 5
‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’
‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’
‘If you’re trying to give up, the secret is to make it difficult to have a drink.’
‘No more Mr Nice Guy.’
‘I’m an Olympic year.’
‘Isn’t it nice to all sit round the television as a family?’
‘It’s to compensate for his tiny carrot.’
‘You look really stupid with it on back to front.’
‘We decided not to name him in order to protect his identity.’