Dave – 29 November 2012

‘It’s great: renewing my gym membership online means I never have to set foot in the place.’
‘You ruled yourself out — why didn’t they appoint you?’
‘We’ve regulated your response to Leveson.’
‘At last! They’ve finally put up a toilet in these woods.’
‘It’s tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room.’
‘Get marketing in here now — I’m going to throw the Kindle at them!’
‘You failed to answer a single question, Richardson. Are you planning to become an MP?’
‘The Israelites have retaliated for me blowing my bugle.’