Sofa
Cartoons
Medusa
‘Medusa made sure the shampoo hadn’t been tested on animals.’
Computer
That problem with the computer — solved it.’
Relate 4
‘Well isn’t this nice — the whole family sitting down together at Christmas.’
Curse
‘It’s the curse of the pyramids.’
Tinnitus
‘I thought I’d written a new song but it turned out to be tinnitus.’
Dumped
‘Isn’t that a bit cowardly... dumping her by text?’
Newt
‘I’m sorry — I have a newt allergy.’
Punk 2
‘Well, what did you think an ageing punk looked like?’
Clickbait
‘I hate the way these news websites use clickbait headlines to lure you in.’
