Sofa

‘Medusa made sure the shampoo hadn’t been tested on animals.’
That problem with the computer — solved it.’
‘Well isn’t this nice — the whole family sitting down together at Christmas.’
‘It’s the curse of the pyramids.’
‘I thought I’d written a new song but it turned out to be tinnitus.’
‘Isn’t that a bit cowardly... dumping her by text?’
‘I’m sorry — I have a newt allergy.’
‘Well, what did you think an ageing punk looked like?’
‘I hate the way these news websites use clickbait headlines to lure you in.’