The Battle for Britain – 30 August 2018

‘Someone I don’t want to meet just walked in.’
‘It’s so embarrassing watching Dad do his Theresa May dancing.’
‘If you want publicity, pay hush money!’
‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’
‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’
‘Oh, don’t be fooled. He’s a despot.’