The Battle for Britain | 1 August 2020

‘What sex is it? Let’s enter that minefield.’
‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’
‘He’s eaten the “Nil by mouth” sign.’
‘Well, this is embarrassing.’
‘Ugh! I hope this is over by Christmas.’
‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’
‘Looks like Midas has been suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune again.’