Report
Cartoons
Fight 2
‘Are you sure you want to join the Labour party?’
Bar 5
‘Three units of pinot grigio, Max.’
Graph
‘Giving people money is very popular with people we give money to.’
Lamppost
‘Some embarrassing photos have emerged of us with a peer of the realm.’
Picture
‘He’s the last Frenchman to win the Tour de France — taken from the original Daguerreotype.’
Pass
‘I love the work you pass off as yours.’
Dad 2
‘Dad, Dad — I’m homophobic.’
Owner
‘I don’t get it — my owner can’t get enough of that stuff either.’
God 5
‘God wears a Rolex!’
Dogs 9
‘I can understand why Speaker Bercow doesn’t like walking — he’s only got little legs’
Rain
‘Ne’er cast a clout till July be out….’
