The Battle for Britain | 1 July 2023

‘Do you mind? I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead.’
‘Your cup runneth over.’
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’
‘The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir.’