The Battle for Britain – 29 June 2017
Cartoons
May
‘All behind you, Theresa.’
Corbyn 3
‘Remember when you thought it would be fun to join Labour for £3, vote in Corbyn and make them unelectable?’
Picked
‘I remember when all this was picked.’
Signs
‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’
Relationship 4
‘Have you tried never speaking to each other again?’
Im Sorry Do I Know You
‘I’m sorry, do I know you?’
Becker
‘He should never have bought those Wimbledon strawberries.’
Table 4
‘You don’t look a bit like your profile photograph.’
Objects
‘I’m collecting everyday objects for a time capsule.’
Looks 3
‘Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in — how cool is that?’
Many
‘You’d never get this many Martians wanting to see Theresa May.’
Income
‘They have to pay so much because nobody wants the job.’
Rip
‘The light bulb was a nice touch. He loved light bulbs.’
Agency
‘Man trapped in woman’s body, meet woman trapped in man’s body.’