The Battle for Britain | 1 June 2024

‘Young Conservatives will be exempt – being an endangered species.’
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
‘You don’t often see one of those in Scotland.’
‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
‘Still, sparkling or risky?’
‘I identify more with social media.’
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’