Cartoons
Young Conservatives will be exempt
‘Young Conservatives will be exempt – being an endangered species.’
You said I need to cut down on my screen time
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
This bone you keep mentioning
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
I’m War
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
You don’t often see one of those in Scotland
‘You don’t often see one of those in Scotland.’
Born yesterday
‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’
It’s not a conventional family
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
Still, sparkling or risky?
‘Still, sparkling or risky?’
I identify more with social media
‘I identify more with social media.’
Can you tell me what the money will be used for?
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’