The battle for Britain | 1 April 2023
Cartoons
Oh no! You’ve been radicalised
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
Economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again
‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’
Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
‘Don’t worry, murdering people is still considered absolutely fine.’
April Fool!
‘All’s well in the world... April Fool!’
Octadecagon of friends
‘I have a close octadecagon of friends.’
Nitrous oxide banned
‘This is no laughing matter.’
Can you burn me a story?
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
Easily abstracted
‘He gets really easily abstracted.’
Is there a draught?
‘Is there a draught in here?’
Now he can feel like a man of the people
‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’
No need to forgive me
‘No need to forgive me, Father, for my advisers assured me I haven’t sinned.’
Souvenir from Paris
‘We brought you back a souvenir from Paris’
They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!
‘They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!’
I was hoping for a strong independence woman
‘I was hoping for a strong independence woman.’
