The battle for Britain – 30 January 2014
Cartoons
Food 2
‘They’ll only eat food the government wants to ban.’
Cats 2
‘Ugh! Have you seen the number of cats on the internet?’
Balls 2
‘Oh great — now nobody’s going to believe this happened.’
Attraction
‘Opposites attract.’
House 2
‘It’s a general rule of thumb for this part of London — if you can’t read the “for sale” sign you can’t afford the house.’
Smoking 4
‘You’ve been smoking, haven’t you? Your clothes reek of fresh air.’
Duel
Saatchi vs Taki duel
Florist
‘I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hairs on the couch.’
Viewers
‘Some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing…’
Nun
‘Shall I be Mother Superior?’