Society

Meghan’s online shop is a new low for team Sussex

Earlier this week, I tried and failed to purchase a couple of items from the As Ever range that the Duchess of Sussex has been touting in her ill-fated Netflix show. I shan’t lie, Spectator readers; my dedication to bringing you the latest hard-hitting investigative news was tempered by the hope that such condiments as the ‘limited edition wildflower honey with honeycomb’ and the ‘shortbread cookies with flower sprinkles’ would end up being perfectly edible. Meghan has used the ShopMy online portal to offer ‘a handpicked and curated collection of the things I love’ Alas! Not only is the collection not yet available for sale – ‘Be the first to

The landmine ban hands Britain’s enemies an advantage

There are few better symbols of Europe’s military fecklessness during the brief era of relative peace that followed the end of the Cold War than the 1997 Ottawa Treaty, which banned the use of anti-personnel landmines by its signatories. The same is true of the 2008 Convention on Cluster Munitions (CCM), which outlawed cluster munitions. This was championed by Gordon Brown, despite the strong opposition of the British armed forces. The return of war to Europe has focused minds It is easy to understand the humanitarian impulses which lay behind both treaties, both of which count the United Kingdom among its signatories. Anti-personnel mines and cluster bomblets can remain unexploded

Prison bureaucracy is making inmates’ lives needlessly hard

Everyone knows that Britain’s jails are filthy, failing and dangerous. But there’s another less obvious problem with our prisons: those locked up can find it impossible to get anything done. In prison, your ability to achieve the most basic of tasks done is almost entirely dependent on others. This means that if a prisoner needs to see a doctor, apply for a job, join a training or education program, or even get more loo roll, they need to contact someone who will solve the problem for them. When most prisoners are locked in their cells for 22 hours a day, this can prove very difficult. No one wins when prisoners’

Gareth Roberts

Stormzy isn’t cool

Stormzy has finally completed the journey from super-cool to super-cringe. The rapper, once the symbol of youthful rebellion, is to receive an honorary doctorate from the University of Cambridge. Meanwhile, in your local branch of McDonald’s, you can partake of ‘the Stormzy Meal’. How depressing to see Stormzy abase himself in this way. Stormzy’s McDonald’s deal bring to mind other celeb sponsorship deals which have earned famous folk a fast buck at the cost of their credibility ORDER LIKE STORMZY! exhorts the branding for this exciting McDonald’s offer. What does ORDERING LIKE STORMZY entail? Nine Chicken McNuggets, McDonald’s Fries (Medium), Sprite Zero (Medium), Oreo® McFlurry® (Regular). That’s what. Great effort has

When will Britain crack down on the Al Quds hate march?

There are moments in the life of a democracy when ambiguity becomes complicity. On Sunday, in the heart of London, such a moment unfolded with eerie precision and devastating clarity. During the annual Quds Day rally – an event imported from the revolutionary streets of Tehran – demonstrators hoisted images of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran. In a city that prides itself on liberty, tolerance, and pluralism, the figurehead of a regime known for repression, hostage diplomacy, antisemitism, and extraterritorial assassination plots was paraded as an icon of defiance. One might ask, defiance of what? Of Zionism? Of oppression? No. Of Britain itself:

The flaw in Labour’s plan to fix potholes

Ahead of last summer’s election, the Labour party made lots of grand promises about how it was going to fix the pothole crisis plaguing Britain’s roads. Finally, eight months on, Keir Starmer’s government has revealed its plan to woo drivers: councils will get an extra £500 million from mid-April to fill in the holes. Yes, that’s it. The extra cash falls well short of the £17 billion the Local Government Association (LGA) has estimated is needed to mend all the potholes in Britain. Expect to be dodging potholes for some time to come. Labour’s ‘plan’, if that is not too grand a word for it, is to put up a

The day I met Oleg Gordievsky in a Surrey safe house

Twenty years ago, I made a programme for Radio 4 on Soviet military maps from the Cold War. I needed expert opinion on the highly detailed maps I had of London and Blackpool and Oleg Gordievsky, master spy of the late Cold War era, who died on Friday at the age of 86, seemed the perfect choice. Thinking about the interview the following day I wondered if we really had been in his home. Dog food and no dog? After a few phone calls, my producer Marya Burgess and I took a midday train from Waterloo Station to a location that, for the first time, I can name as Godalming.

Sam Leith

Why is Keir Starmer pretending he ‘likes and respects’ Donald Trump?

Anyone who relishes the humiliation of Sir Keir Starmer – and I know that in this respect, if only this one, many Spectator readers will make common cause with the supporters of Jeremy Corbyn – was presented with a delicacy this weekend. Here was a humiliation so exquisite, so public and so unrecoverable-from, that you could use it instead of Vermouth to flavour a martini. The British Prime Minister told the New York Times, with every semblance of earnestness, that he ‘likes and respects’ Donald Trump – and saw that interview blazoned internationally. ‘On a person-to-person basis, I think we have a good relationship,’ Starmer said ‘On a person-to-person basis,

Am I the only one who misses lockdown?

Five years ago tonight, Boris Johnson told us we were going into lockdown. In the run-up to the anniversary of that historic moment, lots of people have shuddered as they remembered the boredom, frustration and horror of that strange time when we were only allowed to leave the house once a day. Me? I’ve been looking back at it all rather wistfully. I’m hopelessly, romantically nostalgic for lockdown. I remember it fondly as a time when the sun shone nearly every day, we didn’t need to go anywhere we didn’t want to, we all cared and talked about the same thing and, just like the old days, everyone watched the

I’m sick of social media running bores

The phenomenon of people living their lives vicariously through social media is nothing new. We’ve all got that friend who uses their Instagram story to post passive aggressive memes about their ex. Or the one who decides to document the repainting of their downstairs loo as if it’s an interior design triumph worthy of Architectural Digest. But in recent years a new type of social media menace has started populating my timeline more and more: the one who makes running their entire personality. First it’s their pre-run mirror selfie in Lululemon running kit. Then it’s the badly shot video, with heavy breathing, as they power their way around Battersea Park

Would Richard III have claimed PIP?

Looking at the list breaking down the reasons for which people are granted Personal Independence Payments (PIPSs), up to £180 a week to help them with their daily living and mobility, one cannot help but be reminded of the London Bills of Mortality of the seventeenth century, when some people died ‘frighted’, or of ‘grief’, or ‘lethargy.’ Descanting on his own deformity does nothing to reduce Richard’s unease Of course, our nosology – our classification of disease – is far more scientific than it was nearly four hundred years ago, except perhaps in one important respect: that of psychological difficulties. This is important because such difficulties are responsible for by

Lloyd Evans

The Zoom call that confirmed my fears about Just Stop Oil

Just Stop Oil are their own worst enemies. I support their aims and I do my best to minimise my carbon footprint. I haven’t flown since 1993, I don’t own a car and I have eleven solar panels on my roof, but I’m losing patience with the movement. Meeting the JSO activists who disrupted a West End play only confirmed my suspicions that the movement has gone off the rails. Weir and Walsh evidently care about the planet, yet they seem to lack ordinary human sympathy Most people think the protestors who sabotaged Sigourney Weaver’s performance as Prospero at London’s Drury Lane theatre in January are a nuisance. Not JSO. Earlier

Cambridge must stop whining about the Boat Race rule changes

At some point in every sensitive young Oxonian’s life he admits that he should have gone to Cambridge. Since graduating I have found it so much lovelier and livelier than dreary Oxford. Had I my time again I’d join the Tabs, not shoe them. Disillusioned as I am, however, every year I summon up some residual loyalism for the annual peak of the Oxbridge calendar: the Boat Race. God knows why I bother. In the six races since I matriculated, Oxford’s men have won only once, and the women not at all. My Boat Race Day usually entails a dejected (and expensive) tour of Putney’s pubs. Yet I still join

Thomas Tuchel is off to a good start

The good news is that England, under new head coach Thomas Tuchel, are off to a winning start. The Three Lions secured a comfortable 2-0 victory in the World Cup qualifier against Albania at Wembley. It’s three points on the board and ultimately that’s all that matters. The bad news is that it wasn’t exactly the best of games, lacking quality and excitement. The stark truth remains that England lack the clinical edge that the top teams possess. After the game, Tuchel admitted as much, saying his players needed to do better overall. His honesty is commendable. The new head coach handed England debuts to Newcastle’s Dan Burn and the

Have we become too reliant on antidepressants?

One in seven British adults – almost nine million people – now take antidepressants. Yet a study attached to the University of California San Francisco suggests we don’t actually know if they should. The paper from the US, led by William Ward and published last month, exposes a glaring flaw: American trials test these drugs for months, while in the real world patients take them for years. In the UK, for example, just over 25 per cent of patients have been taking antidepressants for five years. This gap raises a question medicine has faced before: how do we know our treatments work? Antidepressant usage has soared but happiness has not

London is not as bad as people say

Complaints that ‘London isn’t what it used to be’ or ‘London is a hell-hole these days’ are hardly original or new, but reports keep giving succour to this perception. The news that the capital has recorded its highest-ever level of mobile theft will only confirm what nostalgics and those who regularly watch TV already know: that our once-great capital is overcrowded, overpriced, crime-ridden and barely English anymore. While this stereotype is founded on much truth, I think some redress is in order, not least an infusion of nuance. By way of putting perspective on matters, here’s my story. London has unquestionably changed. But this shift has not been wholly for

Tommy Robinson doesn’t know how lucky he is

Tommy Robinson has lost his attempt to force the prison service to move him out of segregation. Robinson’s lawyers said he is being held in ‘inhuman’ and ‘degrading’ conditions at HMP Woodhill in Milton Keynes. But the High Court ruled that Robinson, also known as Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, was being kept away from other prisoners for his own safety. Robinson is actually rather lucky: in many ways, his treatment behind bars is far better than the typical inmate receives Robinson’s supporters have reacted with predictable fury. Are they right to be angry? Is Robinson the victim of a justice system determined to crush his will, which is treating him far more