Miscellaneous

No. 596

White to play. Shirov–Yuffa, Nutcracker Battle of the Generations, Moscow 2020. The rook on f7 is pinned, and 1 Rxf8+ Qxf8+ costs White the rook on h3. How did Shirov turn the tables? Answers should be emailed to chess@spectator.co.uk by Tuesday 24 March. There is a prize of £20 for the first correct answer out of a hat. Please include a -postal address and allow six weeks for prize delivery. Last week’s solution 1…Rd7! 2 Nd6 Rxd6! 3 exd6 Qe1#. Instead 1…Qxb7? 2 Rc7, provoked resignation as Rxf7 and Qxh7 mate will follow. Last week’s winner Boris Alperowicz, South Nutfield, Surrey

2449: Stateless

Eight thematic words (one of two words), which solvers have to discover and whose two-letter abbreviations form the anagram I’M IRISH-CAVAN-YORK, do not appear in the grid, as the title suggests, but each can be linked with one of the unclued lights. Two unclued lights are of two words, another includes an apostrophe and a fourth is hyphened. Across 1 Petty to conceal TV (11, two words)7 Quarrel about sovereignty (3)13 Wonky furniture, if left out, becomes more wonky (7)15 Girl having the same name – new one (5)16 Sprinkle last bit of pepper into casserole (5)17 Ethnic artist spies on learner (6)18 Backs around 8s (5)20 He imposes taxes

The secret lives of poets

In Competition No. 3140 you were invited to submit a poem in the style of a famous poet in which they make a surprising confession. It’s elbow-bumps all round this week: an excellent entry. Douglas G. Brown reveals the raciness (gin; trollops) that lurks beneath Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s high-minded exterior. Nick MacKinnon exposes the jolly, ‘Kumbaya’-singing side of misery guts Larkin. And E.E. Cummings fesses up, via Christopher Davies: it’stime(i came clean)my typewriter(is)broken. Commendations to Peter Mills, Paul A. Freeman, David Silverman, P.M. Davidson and Lachlan Rurlander. The winners earn £25 each. Breathes there a man with mind so prim That he would ne’er indulge the whimOf borrowing his lady’s

2446: Spring time solution

The omitted letters reveal SATURDAY THE TWENTY-NINTH OF FEBRUARY TWENTY TWENTY. First prize Lewis Osborne, Newton Mearns, Glasgow Runners-up G.H. Willett, London SW19; Ian Graham, Holt, Norfolk

Win Afternoon Tea for 4 at one of 5 Luxury Family Hotels

We’ve teamed up with Spectator Life’s Best Coastal Hotels to offer our valued subscribers the chance to WIN a limited edition ‘edible garden’ Beatrix Potter-inspired afternoon tea available until 31st March. With beautiful character inspired options for both grown-ups and little ones worth £25 per adult and £12.50 per child. Perfect for Mother’s Day, winning aside! ‍ Teas will be served at your choice of the following Luxury Family Hotels’ properties: · Fowey Hall Hotel, Fowey, Cornwall (as featured in Spectator Life’s article) · Moonfleet Manor, Dorset (also featured in Spectator Life’s article) · New Park Manor, New Forest · The Ickworth, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk · Woolley Grange Hotel, Bradford-on-Avon

Free glass of sparkling wine and Simon Rogan goodie bag at Michelin starred Roganic

Roganic first opened in 2011 in Marylebone as a two-year pop-up. Five years later Roganic returned to London, bringing elements of L’Enclume, Simon Rogan’s two Michelin star restaurant in the Lake District – Roganic now holds four AA Rosettes and was awarded its first Michelin star in 2018 after only ten months of opening. Chef Patron Simon Rogan reigns supreme for his unmatched quality and craftsmanship and is noted as one of the most innovative and exciting chef’s around. Forward-thinking and imaginative, expect only the freshest and most exceptional array of produce from the countries best suppliers, including Simon’s ‘Our Farm’ in the Lake District. ‍Spectator Members offer : Members

Win a signed copy of Scotland Beyond the Bagpipes

A new Scottish travel book, Scotland Beyond the Bagpipes, hits bookshop shelves on March 28 – and we’ve got 5 signed copies to give away. Writer Helen Ochyra is an English travel journalist who fell in love with the boy next door – Scotland. After numerous short visits to write articles for the national press, Helen found herself bewitched, and desperate to spend more time north of the border. On losing her mum, Helen realised life was too short not to head out on the Scottish adventure she craved, so she packed up the car and headed north. Scotland Beyond the Bagpipes is the story of her trip and has

Lara Prendergast

Valentine Warner on nature, food, and grief

28 min listen

Chef, writer, and broadcaster Valentine Warner has worked in numerous London restaurants, presented programmes such as the BBC’s ‘What to Eat Now’, and author of five books, the latest of which is ‘The Consolation of Food’. On the podcast, he talks to Lara and Livvy about how growing up on a farm inspired his love for food and nature, and he left the world of art to become a chef.

The Spectator launches new website to mark its 10,000th issue

Today The Spectator launches a new website, designed to showcase its world-class journalism, popular podcast channels and 24/7 news coverage and commentary. The website has been designed in advance of our 10,000th issue, as The Spectator – the oldest magazine in the word – becomes the first publication in history to reach this milestone The issue, which goes on sale on 23 April – St George’s Day – will look back on our 192-year history as well as mark the start of a new digital era. The website’s redesign pays tribute to the print magazine, while modernising our look and feel to showcase the variety of what The Spectator produces.

Chess borders

In the 1800s, several chess matches were conducted by telegraph. Modern technology ought to make long-distance matches easier than ever, but in fact competitive international chess is almost always played in person these days. That is partly because it is impossible to police computer-assisted cheating if the players play at home. But equally, the practical barriers to travel are (usually) much fewer in the modern age. But prominent chess players (especially in the days of the USSR) have often had to negotiate political obstacles. Shohreh Bayat, from Iran, was in Shanghai in January for the first leg of the Women’s World Championship, where she was the chief arbiter — one

2448: Issues

Four pairs of unclued lights (17/5, 22/27, 29/31 and 8/26) form anagrams of the titles (one hyphened, three of three words) of novels by an author whose name is clued without definition. Across 1 Apportioning silver crooked nursemaid pinched (11)7 Being in French city without local friend (3)11 Sickness in Vermont and Maine infected America (6)13 Ducks landed in a little corner of rock (7)15 Opening of Turin Trocadero (5)16 Charlie and Oscar wolf down shellfish (5)18 Classy cripple backing pilgrimage (5)20 King and queen escorted outside stone partition (6)21 Place hard to reach in a westerly republic (5)30 To some extent I vote against taking a wife (6, three

Bridge | 14 March 2020

Just back from Monaco, the tiny principality famously dubbed ‘a sunny place for shady people’ by Somerset Maugham. Pierre Zimmermann, the biggest sponsor of all time, holds his highly prestigious European Winter Games and Cavendish Trophy there on alternate years. This year it was the turn of the Winter Games, a wonderful feast of bridge. The main Teams event was won after ten days and hundreds of boards by Pierre himself (playing with long-time partner Franck Multon), Sjoert Brink and Bas Drijver from Holland and Michal Klukowski and Piotr Gawrys from Poland, all world champions. On today’s deal from the last set of the 60-board final, Sjoert produced a stunning

Spectator competition winners: Grave thoughts

In Competition No. 3139 you were invited to submit a four-line verse epitaph for a well-known person, living or dead. There was lots of waspish wit on show this week, often deployed at the expense of our elected representatives. Many entries ran along similar lines to this one, from Steve Baldock, though not all of them took the Donald as their subject: DonaldTrump.Lying,still. It wasn’t just politicians under the spotlight. Some competitors turned their attention closer to home. Here’s Philip Machin: They laid awaiting her critique,Upon her desk arrayed,The myriad entries, strong and weak,That Lucy’s eyes surveyed. And Jeremy Harris: Basil ran some diverse rhymes,In the Speccie, many times,Now Basil’s

2445: in other words II

41/1A/10 is MISQUOTATION. 1D/24/33, 15, 34, and 38/16D are examples of common misquotations. First prize Dianne Parker, Dover, KentRunners-up Vincent Clark, Frant, East Sussex; Robin Vick, Harrow on the Hill, Middlesex

Peasants’ revolt

The German word for pawn, ‘bauer’, can also be translated as peasant, or farmer. There are many spectacular games in which the pawns pick up their pitchforks and overrun the landed gentry. A historic example, played in 1834, is the game McDonnell–de La Bourdonnais, in which the Frenchman playing Black advanced his pawns to d2, e2 and f2, overwhelming White’s rook and queen. A modern example is the game Saric–Suleymanli, which I wrote about in December last year. Aydin Suleymanli, just 14 years old from Azerbaijan, acquitted himself well but eventually succumbed to the advancing horde. Much less gets written about failed uprisings, but in this week’s game Suleymanli found

No. 594

Black to play. Puranik–Sjugirov, another spectacular game played at the Aeroflot Open. Puranik was perhaps counting on 1…Rc1 2 Qa3 Bd2 3 Qb2! threatening mate on g7. Sjugirov found a much more powerful move. What was it? Answers to ‘Chess’ at The Spectator by Tuesday 10 March or via email to victoria@-spectator.co.uk. There is a prize of £20 for the first correct answer out of a hat. Please include a postal address. Last week’s solution 1 Re8+! Rxe8 2 bxa5 Rxc4 3 Kxc4 with a winning endgameLast week’s winner Ilya Iyengar, Amersham, Bucks

Bridge | 07 March 2020

I love the French expression esprit de l’escalier (‘wit of the staircase’); it perfectly captures that moment of frustration when a clever remark or retort comes to us just too late — as we’re leaving, or on the stairs. I’ve always thought there should be some equivalent expression in bridge: how often do we realise in a flash — once a hand is over, naturally — that we should have taken a different line? But I found myself wishing for yet another term of regret the other day: one to describe the even more frustrating experience of knowing you actually had the right thought at the right time, and yet

Martin Vander Weyer

Britain’s economic fate doesn’t depend on Heathrow

Hit-and-miss, heavy-handed, but a necessary use of justice to deter repetition. That was my summing-up, last year, of the Serious Fraud Office’s probe into the Libor and Euribor scandal, in which just nine low-ranking traders from four banks were convicted, despite evidence that rate-fixing malpractice had been endemic throughout the money markets for years. In the case of the SFO’s inquiry into the controversial capital–raising that enabled Barclays to escape a taxpayer bailout in 2008, the summary has to be ‘miss-and-miss, heavier-handed than ever’. But still I ask: was it worthwhile as a warning to others? The nub of the case was the payment to Qatari investors, to secure their