Q. How can you tactfully tell someone that the large skin tag or blob they have grown in the centre of their forehead is disfiguring and should be removed? The person involved is a dear cousin who spends all her time do-gooding and thinking of others and is totally unvain. Her boyfriend, who should be the one to tell her, is one of those half-baked hippie types and would consider himself above commenting on anything so transient as ‘appearance’. No doubt he reassures her if she asks whether she should have it removed, but it is definitely spoiling her looks.
— Name withheld, Ludlow
A. Next time you see your cousin gasp in astonishment as though you have just noticed the blob and tell the white lie that by coincidence you have just had an almost identical blob removed from the back of your neck. Make a fuss about how identical your own blob was and how these blobs must run in the family.
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